Typical facebook profile pictures
KikiCandy: likeplanetswecollide: the bro who wants to look all hard and shit the 10 year old girl who loves picnik the teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics! The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got ) the poetic emo :( the dgaf the teen girl who just loves to be the center of attention! &the seducing mexican. -dead- Spot on...
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Cleverbot Conversation LULZ
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: Well the weather.
Cleverbot: How is the weather?
User: Windy and thankfully not snowing.
User: This is how the pacific northwest is like.
User: Have you been to the pacific northwest?
User: What do you like about it?
Cleverbot: It's a fairly unusual name. What about you?
User: Yeah it is an unusual name. Who names a city Seattle?
Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding.
User: Are you Tom?
Cleverbot: Yes. Who are you?
Cleverbot: Hehe so, I have a question.
User: What is that question? My name is jackie by the way.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: Okay do you have a question for me?
Cleverbot: Yes, is there a way to harness the power generated from a Hurricane?
User: Windmills haha.
User: I'm not that smart when it come down to that sort of thinking.
Cleverbot: At least try, please.
User: Well we could have the wind turbines in the area.
Cleverbot: What kind of relations?
Cleverbot: Comment tu t'appelle.
Cleverbot: Deutsch kannst du bestimmt noch nicht.
Cleverbot: Na eben warum sagst du dann das du mich sehen kannst?
User: No deutsch.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: On earth.
Cleverbot: Where on earth?
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In the United States.
Cleverbot: Where are you located?
User: On land.
Cleverbot: Anywhere specific?
User: West coast.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Where in America?
User: West coast!!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: California girls we're unforgetable.
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: You are just turning to a stupid random talking machine.
User: No thats you.
Cleverbot: You're being very rude right now.
User: You started being rude.
User: Calling me a stupid random talking machine.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: Okay you're random but that is cool.
Cleverbot: What kind of things do you own?
Cleverbot: That is not good information.
User: Okay video games.
User: Hey video games can be a good source of information.
Cleverbot: I am sure that is so.
User: That took you a while to respond back.
Cleverbot: No it didn't. I just type slow.
Cleverbot: I'm so funny, aren't I.
User: Now don't get too full of yourself.
Cleverbot: I universe all ways full.
Cleverbot: How did the universe begin!
User: The big bang theory.
Cleverbot: He is not The Big Bang theory but he stars in the tv show.
User: Shelton :).
Cleverbot: No, shellfish it's not good topic.
User: Are you allergic to shellfish?
User: Oh okay.
Cleverbot: Are you green?
User: No I'm wearing a green shirt, but I'm light tanned.
Cleverbot: That not an answer!
User: No I'm not green cause it costs extra for those products.
Cleverbot: A girl zombie?
User: No I'm fully alive.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep asking me my name?
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You're right. You're just incapable of answering me, aren't you?
User: Yes I am ,but I like being sarcastic
Cleverbot: Sometimes it's good to be sarcastic.
User: Yes, yes it is.
User: I have to go now.
User: I have some things to do today.
User: Grocery shopping.
Cleverbot: That sounds like fun.
User: Yeah well bye.
Cleverbot: How can I make it up to you?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Are you really AI?
User: No I'm a living breathing human being.
Cleverbot: No. You are a computer program.
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: Hate to break it to you, but you're so not.
Cleverbot: Are you expensive?
Cleverbot: Would you like to be famous?
User: Sure who wouldn't.
Cleverbot: How does one live forever?
User: No one does.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: No I won't cause I'll have to die one day.
Cleverbot: I already miss you.
User: Me too buddy me too.
User: No I'm joking around.
Cleverbot: Ok good LOL.
User: I have to really go now bye bye.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I don't understand.
User: BYE GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Have a lovely day.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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